why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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