I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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