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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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