It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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