I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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