So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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