Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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