Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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