I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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