Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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