I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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