Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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