I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
