have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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