NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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