Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Welp...herpes.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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