is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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