You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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