had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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