I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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