i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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