He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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