he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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