But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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