Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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