I puked a lego.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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