My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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