i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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