So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Holy shit dude........stairs
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