he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I have fence marks all over my body
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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