You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
