I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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