The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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