fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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