eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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