It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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