I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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