And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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