totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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