found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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