I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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