Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
