I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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