return my video game
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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