Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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