Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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