yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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