I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Oh god it's open bar.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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