i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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