Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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