Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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