Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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